imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass
(via yonejiro)
THE SIGNS AS ANIME CLICHES
SCORPIO is THE TRAGICALLY SAD BACKSTORY
CANCER is FUCKING NOSEBLEEDS EVERY SINGLE TIME
ARIES is THE SUPER LONG 5 MINUTE INTRO
CAPRICORN is SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGING TO FALL INTO PISCES TITS
VIRGO is DA CHOSEN ONE!!1 WHO SOMEHOW HAD SECRET FUCKING POWERS ALL THEIR LIFE BUT HAD NO IDEA ABOUT IT
SAGITTARIUS is THE ACCIDENTAL PERVERT
LEO is THE TRANSFER STUDENT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO BE A TOTAL BADASS
LIBRA is THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT EATS LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN STARVING ALL THEIR LIFE
AQUARIUS is THE OVER ABUSIVE FEMALE CHARACTER
GEMINI is RANDOM PANTY SHOTS
PISCES is THE CHARACTER WITH THE GIGANTIC PAIR OF BOOBS THAT MANAGE TO DEFY GRAVITY AND BREAK LOGIC
TAURUS is *CLENCHES FIST* THE VERY DETERMINED ONE WHO MUST GET STRONGER
(Source: mf-martian)
